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THE EWE-BOOK

Meet the founders, expert EWE Crew opticians and eyewear stylists that you'll have the pleasure of working with in-store on your optical glow-ups. Learn a little bit of wisdom from each of our team members with their EWE-book quotes and self-awarded superlatives. Portraits by artist DUHRIVATIVE.

PHOENIX

Lisann
Most likely to have a hack for that.

"Stay spicy"

Jessica
Most likely to win best costume at a themed party.

"I don't want to look back and think, I could have eaten that."

Phyllis
Most likely to win Miss Congeniality

"Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge."

LOS ANGELES

Jenn
Most likely to become famous on fluke.

"We're all born naked and the rest is drag." - RuPaul

Alyssa
Most likely to put the girl, in hey girl.

"If we could read the minds of animals we would find only truths."

Alex
Most likely to say something wildly inappropriate.

"Heal yourself with beautiful love, and always remember you are the medicine" - Maria Sabina

BEHIND THE SCENES

Jeff
Most likely to daydream with you about designs.

"Whatever you do give it 100%, except if you're donating blood."

Biannca
Most likely to have a guy for that.

"In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you." - Soulja boy

Peter
Most likely to steal the aux cord.

"If you shoot an arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you." – Dorian Corey

THE FOUNDERS

Christy
Most likely to become a yogi.

"I have no fear, I have only love" - Stevie Nicks

Stephen
Most likely to French exit your ass.

"People are like tacos, the good stuff is on the inside."