THE EWE-BOOK

Meet the founders, expert EWE Crew opticians and eyewear stylists that you'll have the pleasure of working with in-store on your optical glow-ups. Learn a little bit of wisdom from each of our team members with their EWE-book quotes and self-awarded superlatives. Portraits by artist DUHRIVATIVE.

Lisann
Most likely to have a hack for that.

"Stay spicy"

Jessica
Most likely to win best costume at a themed party.

"I don't want to look back and think, I could have eaten that."

Phyllis
Most likely to win Miss Congeniality

"Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge."

Jenn
Most likely to become famous on fluke.

"We're all born naked and the rest is drag." - RuPaul

Alyssa
Most likely to put the girl, in hey girl.

"If we could read the minds of animals we would find only truths."

Jeff
Most likely to daydream with you about designs.

"Whatever you do give it 100%, except if you're donating blood."

Christy
Most likely to become a yogi.

"I have no fear, I have only love" - Stevie Nicks

Stephen
Most likely to French exit your ass.

"People are like tacos, the good stuff is on the inside."